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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1:破手机屏幕摔碎了,贪便宜换了个翻修屏,触摸经常出错,放在那不动自己乱点,看个视频经常自己给我暂停。 谁想到今天想要给暗恋的女生表白,信息都编好了就是没勇气点发送,没想到手机自己点了发送….谢谢给我勇气
2:今天我们这儿的云朵非常好看,听到旁边一对母女在讨论。 妈妈问:“你觉得哪片云最好看?”女儿说:“你怎么能当着它们的面比较它们!”

3:请用一句话震慑全世界!朝鲜:我要攻击韩国了!美国:我又要变卦了!曰本:我们不拍片啦!。。。
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