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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.两侏儒住店,其一人很早上床了。听隔壁侏儒整夜都在喊:“一二三嘿,一二三嘿!”次日夸之曰:“你真厉害,整夜锻炼身体。”答曰:“奶奶的,老子一夜没跳上床!
2.男:我好喜欢你喔.….我真的很喜欢你..我可不可以亲亲你?..女:不要脸.…男:那我亲嘴好了
3.几人看日出,一人指着树梢说:我看见了。其他人也说看见了。这时树后有人提着裤子出来:看见就看见,嚷嚷什么?!

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笑话一则

“大爷,我现场采访您一下,您这样晨跑锻炼坚持几年了?”

“姑娘别挡道!我尿急! ”

这样编辑可以么?

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发布的笑话至少3则,且要符合版区规则,而且要在短篇笑话区发,而不是在别人发布的话题后更贴

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