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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、“美女要充话费吗?给90充100。”
“不充。”
“80充100?”
“不充。”
“为什么呀?”
“不想给你手机号。”


2、一妹子喜欢上了一个快递小哥,于是天天网购以求接近于他。
这天她忍不住主动对快递小哥告白了,谁料竟然被拒绝,还说她败家。
妹子心里那个恨啊:老娘还不是为了你,玛德!


3、昨天去相亲,感觉很满意就向女的要电话号码,但她好像不满意说:不好意思,我手机坏了。
我虽然知道她的意思但并没有退缩,拉着她的手说:走,买手机去。
她。。。
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