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[短篇] 笑話三則

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父亲节,想录首《父亲》,就在客厅里试唱了一下,唱到“这辈子做你的儿女我没有做够,央求您下辈子再做我的父亲“时,好像听到有响动,一回头,看到老爸正一脸惊恐地望着我……

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小时候记得有一次和朋友玩到凌晨三点半才回家,一个人走在路上我属实有点害怕, 突然看到远处灯光下一个模糊的身影,我得眼睛湿润了,心里暖暖的!这么晚了他还在家门口等着我,这就是一生爱我的人!我的爸爸!就是我突然看到他手上拿的棍子让我多少有点尴尬

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楼下有个车,每次停车都离墙一张纸的距离,每次都如此,就差一点点撞上,我也是老司机了,自叹不如,这技术太牛逼了,偶遇车主请教技巧,车主说没啥技巧,每次撞墙上弹回来一点点就可以了!卧槽尼玛
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