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[短篇] 笑话五则

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笑话五则

1、女生晒照的自我修养:自拍三千只取一张。

2、有个云南朋友吃野生菌中毒了、觉得自己是一杯奶昔,去医院的路上司机一加速就紧张兮兮,我的盖子呢?紧紧按住自己的头顶,慢一点,我要洒了!

3、遇见了你,我才知道恐龙其实是可以再次出现的。

4、放假了,买个地球仪吧,世界那么大,你不但可以看看,还可以转转。

5、胖的原因大概就是,瘦小的身躯,容不下我伟大的人格。

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