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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

笑话四则:

1.图书馆在盘点图书。“请记下来,在这书第7页上有个窟窿,”女管理员对帮手喊道,她翻翻书页,又补充道:“在第8页上也有。”

2.一醉酒的男人在电线杆旁边哭边喊:“谁来帮救救我呀,我的小便一直流个不停。”
行人走过去看个究竟,原来是电线杆旁的水龙头没关。

3.吝啬鬼到医院,医生:你的病很严重,我开个50元的病床给你静养。
吝啬鬼:“能不能便宜45元?”
“护士,太平间加张床!”

4.一男大脚趾变青,神医确诊:癌!遂切除。
再数日,二脚趾也青,再切除!
三天后脚板全变青,只好转大医院,老医生拿个放大境看了半天说道:根据我多年的经验,你这是袜子掉色。

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