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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、【为什么按下去没有声音呢】小朱使劲地对着女朋友爱抚着,当摸到胸部时,小朱问:“这是什么东东啊?”女朋友回答道:“这是电铃呀。”小朱又问:“那电铃为什么按下去没有声音呢?”女朋友这时气愤地说:“笨蛋!没插电怎么会有声音?”

2、【陪太太玩麻将】同事问小王:“你常常陪你太太玩麻将,你觉得跟她玩麻将有意思吗?”小王说:“唉,只有利用这个办法,才能回收部分薪水。”

3、今天同事带五岁儿子到公司玩。逗他:小帅哥,你叫什么名字啊?小朋友:我叫钟浩然,我姓钟,我爸爸也姓钟,妈妈是叛徒,妈妈姓刘。

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