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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、学校里面的水,是超级纯净水,因为,我在小米汤里,从来没发现过一粒米。

2、看了那么多年动画片,一直有个疑问,为什么主角变身用那么长时间,坏人却不攻击他,还在一旁当背景?

3、睡觉了,帮我关一下月亮。

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