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[短篇] 笑话三则

1一女买家写给成人用品卖家的好评：“我已经没有力气写好评了”

2.“我前女友身材很好，身高，体重很轻，我可以很轻松就把她抱起丢床上去” “哦，好羡慕!后来怎么分的?” “呃。。。太用劲给弄漏气了”

3.姐姐出差，晚上姐夫和小姨子在客厅聊天，姐夫问：“你税后多少钱?”小姨子脸一红，小声说：“和姐夫睡还提什么钱?”
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