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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

 1、女:“我是你的什么啊?”

  男:“你是我的笼子。”

  女:“啊?”

  男:“这样我就可以把鸟放进去。”

  2、很多女人会觉得我们男人看女人胸部是好色,其实不是这样的,

    因为我们刚出生的时候有了她才活下来,

    所以我们男人是抱着一颗感恩的心去看待女人胸部的。

  3、男人抱怨道:“再照这样耕下去早晚我这头老黄牛要累死在你这块贫瘠的土地上!”

  女人鄙视的回道:“别找借口,你到底耕不耕?不耕我可上外面叫播种机了!”

  男人。。。

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