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最近如果有很多親朋好友結婚..試一試呢!
大家一起來合作啦.......
告訴大家一個超級霹靂無敵ㄅ一ㄤ的方法...
參加人數：十幾個就差不多了。
費用：依個人財務狀況而定，最便宜的情況下應該只要幾十元。
交情：一定要跟新郎或新娘交情夠牌子老信用好的傢伙。
注意事項：不能有『把柄』。
事前準備：每人買一個小小鬧鐘。



1.在喜宴上一定要很乖巧，不鬧新郎新娘，一切採取合作的態度即使要鬧也只能小小輕地鬧一下，絕對要讓新郎新娘感激你們今天的高抬貴手。

2.在喜宴後，裝乖巧，要求參觀新房，通常因為表現良好是不會被拒絕的。

PS. (一定要是他們當天晚上要睡的那一間喔!!)

3.在參觀的過程中一批人負責牽制住新郎新娘，跟他們祝福啊？恭喜之類的! 讓他們將注意力集中在【說話大隊】的身上。

4.其餘的人，拿出身上帶進來的小小鬧鐘，分別藏於新房的各個地方，並於事前先協調好鬧鈴時間.....(例如：12:00,12:40,1:30,2:10,2:30.....以此類推)

5.一切安置妥當後，在向新郎新娘祝福後，灑脫地離開新房!

****新郎新娘的洞房花燭夜，會在一夜找鬧鐘中渡過......永生難忘吧!!

這個夠毒了吧，做事做到一半還要起來找鬧鐘............

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呵呵,还真没有听到过这样的法子哦,有机会试试

风疯了

这招好像不是闹洞房，是破坏别人的春宵一刻啊。

哈哈,也许还能提醒他们继续做爱呀