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8、医生看完前一位病人后对着后一病历卡上的名字叫:林双鸟,林双鸟,叫了几遍没人进来看病,就接着看下一位了。过了好久进来一人问:怎么还没轮到我?医生问他叫什么名字。那人说:我叫林又鸡。
9、路过某家小店,里头喇叭怪异地喊着:“老板娘跑了,老板无心经营。全部商品只要25元。皮鞋25元,箱包25元,床上用品25元,统统25元,全场25块。走过路过不要错过……”我站着听了很久,内牛满面久久不愿离去。
10、中午去吃米线。店里的米线分好几种,普通的4元,过桥米线10元……只听见一对小情侣在聊。男:“我就搞不明白,为啥过桥米线就那么贵呢?比普通的贵6块钱?”女:“不知道,可能这10块钱里面包含过桥费吧!”

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