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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、某男生上班未带伞,刚好下雨,淋着跑去上班。一美女上前为他躲雨,男生很酷地说“不用了,我早上没洗头,刚好洗下。”

2、我心中的女神发短信说想看一部电影,叫我买2张票下午等她。我内心狂喜,赶紧买好票,下午早早地就等在电影院门口,半小时后她挽着男友来了,然后问我要了票,两人有说有笑地进去了。


3、正在上班,女友发来一条短信:亲爱的,我不行了,医生说我得了绝症。我当时就哭了,买了许多他喜欢吃的零食去看她。
到他家后,只见女友虚弱的躺在床上我问到:亲爱的,你得了什么绝症?只听女友虚弱的说:懒。。。懒癌晚期。
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